25 Funny Easter Quotes

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Here are 25 Funny Easter quotes to make you upcoming Easter more humorous and fun.

If you are going to wish someone happy Easter then these Funny Easter quotes would be the best way to express your feelings in a fun way!

Funny Quotes for Easter

“The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig.” – Steve Carell

Funny Easter Quote 1.
Funny Easter Quote 1.
  • “Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.” – Garrison Keillor
  • “I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” – Caroline Rhea’s Funny Easter quotes.
  • “Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character.” – Todd Rundgren
  • “Easter has been cancelled – they found the body.” – Jim Butcher

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” – Clarence W. Hall

Funny Easter Quote 2.
Funny Easter Quote 2.
  • “Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.” – Jack Handy
  • “Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood.” – Wallace Stevens
  • “My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.” – Adam Ferrara
  • “Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse.” – Melanie White

“Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.”

Funny Easter Quote 3.
Funny Easter Quote 3.
  • “My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church.” – A. J. Jamal
  • “My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.” – Amy Sedaris
  • “The real reason Easter is on a different day each year is because sometimes it’s difficult to remember which lie you told.” – Jimmy Carr
  • “Easter combines the best of the present with the traditions of the past – like Cadbury cream eggs with hunting and gathering.” – Melanie White

“Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one.” – W.P. Lemon

Funny Easter Quote 4.
Funny Easter Quote 4.
  • “All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” – Lucy Van Pelt
  • “My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday.”
  • “They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed.” – Bob Uecker
  • “Easter eggs are probably the weirdest part about this great holiday. Rabbits laying eggs and then children run around finding them and eating them thinking that they are chocolate.”

“If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden.” – Alex Antunes

Funny Easter Quote 5.
Funny Easter Quote 5.
  • “In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.” – Irving Berlin
  • “Easter is of course to celebrate Jesus returning from the dead. Fair enough, it is difficult to resist a packet of mini eggs isn’t it?” – Jimmy Carr
  • “Any holiday which starts with a ‘Good Friday’ can’t be all bad.”
  • “I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them.” – Melanie White