50 Funny Birthday Quotes for You and Friends


Birthday does not have to be sad and serious because you are getting older. With funny birthday quotes, you can turn a birthday into a true celebration of life.

They are hilarious, interesting yet wise and meaningful. These funny birthday quotes will put smiles on your face and help you to look at the birthday from a positive perspective.

They will turn your birthday into the happiest day of the year when you will have fun and feel the love. And with that, a birthday can truly become the starting point of a new adventure.

Funny Birthday Quotes

“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”

Funny Birthday Quotes
Funny Birthday Quotes

People tend to count on their number of ages when it comes to their birthday. Indeed, it is the occasion to remind you about the years that you have lived.

But it is also the occasion to reminisce about the moment when we were born.

Remember how happy and grateful were our family when they first welcomed us to life.

So, let’s celebrate your birthday and for all the love that you can give and receive. 

“Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes.

Your age doesn’t represent the age of your soul. You can be forever young even when you are in your 80s, 90s, or even more.

Birthday is always the time to cherish your life journey, with all those good and bad times and how you overcame them.

Your birthday is also the occasion for you to have a new beginning if you may need it! So, live freely, laugh often, and be young forever!

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

Fun Birthday Quotes
Fun Birthday Quotes.

These funny birthday quotes bring joy to your beloved ones on their birthday. Even it’s telling them to lie about their age!

It doesn’t matter how old you were exactly, it is how you believe in your youthfulness and live up to it.

While living sincerely gives your soul freedom, living slowly allows you to savor every moment of life.

The key to happiness is sincerity and gratefulness for little things in life. Those are the keys to being young forever. 

“Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”

Funny Birthday Quotes Image
Funny Birthday Quotes Image.

When you don’t know what to say for your new Facebook friend, say this! It is one of the funny birthday quotes for new friends to get to know each other.

By saying this, you may imply that you were one of the people that they had never talked to, and give them a hint that you want to know them better. Isn’t it a good choice for conversation starters?

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.” – Cora Harvey Armstrong

Funny Quotes for Birthday
Funny Quotes for Birthday.

We all once a child and many of us feel like the old us has never been gone. It is always hurtful if you try to force yourself to not be who you are.

Growing up doesn’t mean you are grown-up, sensible, and flawless. Growing up means that through all the challenges, you are braver, wiser but still able to feel vulnerable, insecure, and sometimes confused about life.

It is always better to be yourself than to lose yourself through stages of life. 

“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”

Funny Quotes for Birthday
Funny Quotes for Birthday.

We always want to be special to the ones that are special to us. It is our human instinct to keep ones that we love for ourselves and to express our feelings.

And this is one of the ways to put it when you want to show how you feel about a person on their birthday.

To the ones who put you among the firsts, your wishes will always be more special than others’. Don’t hesitate to love and give!

“I was brought up to respect my elders, and now I don’t have to respect anyone.” – George Burns

Birthday Quotes for Fun
Birthday Quotes for Fun.

American Comedian George Burns who brought millions of laughs to life had declared this on his birthday. You can also use this as one of the declarations for your birthday.

To tell everyone that you have reached the age of maturity, experience, and wisdom. And it also a hilarious joke in the form of a reminder for others to be aware of your age and to respect you.

“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am” – Bernard Baruch

Short Funny Birthday Quotes
Short Funny Birthday Quotes.

It doesn’t matter how old you are. It is how you think of your age that matters. When we were young, we hope to be mature and try hard to showcase ourselves as adults.

But when we reach a certain point of wisdom, numbers are no longer important. Instead, what you believe and how your beliefs shape your life outlook are the two most important notions.

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”

Funny Birth Quotes
Funny Birth Quotes.

Embrace your silliness, live life to the fullest with the best laughs you can make! This is one of the funny birthday quotes that will definitely make your “immature” friend fall off his/her chair.

It is a soft reminder for them to always embrace the fun in life. And to tell them, that no matter childish they might be, you are still grateful to have them in your life. Because of them, you have enjoyed several good laughs. 

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

Funny Birthday Quotes for friends
Funny Birthday Quotes for friends.

In the form of a piece of advice, this is one of the funny quotes for the elders for their descendants on their birthdate. Just as saying: Live life before they turn vague in your memory, son.

This is a short but wholesome message and brings good laughs, too. Forgetful daddies will make the best jokes out of this birthday quote for their son.

Funny Birthday Messages

“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends
Funny Birthday Quotes for Close Friends.

“The first hundred years are the hardest.” – Wilson Mizner

Very Funny Birthday Quotes
Very Funny Birthday Quotes.

“How can you celebrate your birthday if you don’t know your years.”

Birthday Quotes For Funny Friends
Birthday Quotes For Funny Friends.

“Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.” – Jim Fiebig

Happy Birthday Quotes
Happy Birthday Quotes.

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

Funny Birthday Cake Quotes
Funny Birthday Cake Quotes.

“When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.” – George Burns’s funny birthday quote.

Funny Quotes on Birthday
Funny Quotes on Birthday.
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!” – Funny Birthday wishes.
  • “The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – T.S. Eliot
  • “Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.” – Richard Armour
  • “Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!”

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” – Satchel Paige

Funny Quotes Birthday
Funny Quotes Birthday
  • “On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!”
  • “We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.” – Jonathon Swift
  • “Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!”
  • “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.” – Franklin Pierce Adams

Funny Birthday Quotes Sayings
Funny Birthday Quotes Sayings
  • “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
  • “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
  • “When you were born, the sun shone…for the very first time!”
  • “You are no longer a young woman. That’s all I got!”

Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

“Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.” – Faith Baldwin

Funny Birth Day Quotes
Funny Birth Day Quotes.
  • “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
  • “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
  • “One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.” – William Feather
  • “Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!”

“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” – Bob Hope

A birthday cake with lighted candles
A birthday cake with lighted candles.
  • “If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!”
  • “You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.” – Francis Cardinal Spellman
  • “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
  • “Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.” – Ogden Nash

“They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.” – Malcolm Cowley

Funny Old Birthday Quotes
Funny Old Birthday Quotes.
  • “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!”
  • “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.” – Georges Clemenceau

“The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.”

Funny Birthday Quotes For You
Funny Birthday Quotes For You.
  • “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
  • “I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.” – Darryl Dawkins
  • “Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.”
  • “Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!”

Final Thought

Now you have seen hilarious ways to say Happy Birthday, how should you use these funny birthday quotes? Well, they are really helpful if you are going celebrate someone’s birthday.

Whether it is your friend or someone near and dear to you, you can just use them, or mix with your own words. They are perfect to make the birthday party become special.

Moreover, behind all these funny words, they can feel the love and care that you want to give. In addition, it is also good for you to use them on your birthday, reminding yourself to keep being positive and happy.